Hi M'lady, I'm James! Here's a new question for u. If you had the power to turn me into a newspaper that magically turned into the current paper each day, what would you do? And if you did use your power, what would a typical day be like for me w/ u ? =P

I would turn u into a newspaper headed to the toilet paper recycling plant. Then I'd order all of "your" paper for my personal use =)

Ask me anything you wanna =)~